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  姓名： stcxz  
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发表于： 2005-04-29 17:04

　1. 猴子拣到一个卡，于是爬到树枝上想看清楚是啥卡。 不料一个雷击中了它，猴子哭着说：“原来是‘IP’（挨劈）卡呀！！”

2. 　局长与科长共乘电梯，局长放一屁后对科长说：你放屁了！科长说：不是我放的。不久科长被免职。局长在会上说：屁大的事你都担待不起，要你何用!
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